What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 10:19
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How often do you watch the news on TV?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why are Korean female leads so angry all the time?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.